The Top 5 Reasons Why I, Brian, Am The Messiah (for this region):
5. I can already send peaceful vibrations to certain regions of the state, including my entire home city.
4. I have the entire Bible figured out.
3. What Iím saying makes sense and is true.
2. This one will be revealed soon.
1. The U.S. government told me so.
If you think of any more reasons why I am a Messiah, be sure to let me know.